Oh god stop me ple- new version!

Big update! Maybe I'll finish this. Probably not.

Changes:

• Minor UI tweaks (menu now re-orders buttons when one disappears, such as the new-game button)
• Story re-write (please stop me)
• Topbar removed(check new stuff for what replaced it!)

New stuff:

• New esc-pause menu in place of the topbar.
• Options menu that can be accessed from the pause menu (currently only has volume options)